[双语幽默]给妻子的玫瑰

Roses for My Wife
    On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florists shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.
    “”Are these for your wife, sir?“” she asked.
    “”Yes,“” I said.
    “”For her birthday?“” she asked.
    “”No,“” I replied.
    “”For your anniversary?“”
    “”No,“” I said again.
    As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, “”I hope she forgives you.“”
 
给妻子的玫瑰
    一天晚上回家的路上,我看到一家花店外面有一些刚剪下来的玫瑰。我挑了一打,走进店里,一个年轻的女售货员跟我打了个招呼。
    “先生,这些是送给你妻子的吗?”她问道。
    “是的,”我说。
    “她的生日?”她问。
    “不是,”我回答。
    “你们的结婚纪念日?”
    “不是,”我又答道。
    当我将找回的钱装进口袋,朝门口走去时,那年轻的女人冲我喊道:“希望她能原谅你。”