The Work Virus

The Work Virus This is serious ... a WORK virus is on the loose... If you receive any sort of work at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT! The work virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter work via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words, I've had enough of your shit... I'm off down to the pub. The work should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed. If you receive work in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this action 14 times you will find that work will no longer trouble you. Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the work virus has already corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends you sad bastard!