Male vs. Female Vocabulary

THINGY (thing-ee) n.female: Any part under a car's hood.male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.male: Playing football without a helmet.COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.BUTT (but) nfemale: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run, or goal.Also good for mooning.COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) nfemale: A desire to get married and raise a family.male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.female: A good movie, concert, play or book.male: Anything that can be done while drinkingFLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and malebonding.REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) nfemale: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.