That’s unfair!

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment bythe devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. That's unfair ! he cried. I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman. Shut up! barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. Who are you to question that woman's punishment?