Warning Signs that you Might Need a

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.He picks the jury by playing duck-duck-goose.He tells you that he has never told a lie.A big sign in his office says: Don't ask me.His Law Firm is Dewey, Cheathm & How!He asks the Judge, How is your wife and my kids?A prison guard is shaving your head.