去了趟Ultra回来简单更一波

楼主半夜失眠，欣喜地看到翻页了....然而大家翻楼主的骨灰贴去了.....
这周末完全家里憋着游戏做饭写作业的节奏，Tinder要了三个电话，然而都叫不出来。

我可没装清高，只不过看到标题挺有意思的，结果越看越无聊而已 (一只虾)

那你还看 真是难为你了 你说早点上边的叉多好 我也省的在这儿哄

我就是来告诉你很无聊的啊，说完就走: ) (一只虾)

嗯知道了 还真是感谢 走好不送

楼主快更.... (大咸菜)

明天考试.........

楼主再过两个点考试，考好了的话给大家更在脸书上撩骚欧洲妹子互传小黄图的故事。。。。。。。。。（稍早又联系了想起这档子事）

我们相遇了 (freedom)

嗯？在哪？

我们相遇了 (freedom)

等一下 放纵不羁爱自由 这个好像在哪见过.....

因为我在追你的帖，其实也不是追，就是事隔好多年又想起这个应用又重新下载下来又想了好久账号密码终于等进来看要的第一个帖子就是你的就在昨天……然后我今天也在直播又深夜睡不着猛一刷看到你出现发现你快我几秒更了句废话然后就告诉你我们合影了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈就酱而已 (freedom)

那楼主去看帖了！

小说？ (哦)

楼主想象力没那么好。

楼主考完试了，感觉良好。准备开更。
顺便po几张图，省的老有人问我你是在写小说么.......
更这个欧洲妹子的聊骚。
（去脸书看了记录近4000跳，load好久）

....被记录里面自己暑假的照片刺激到了，先去健身，回来再更......

大清早看见这个贴也是不想睡回笼觉了 (沙漠里有鲸鲨)

睡nmb起来 high！ 哈哈哈

楼主怎么实在到这种程度，内心戏太足了 ！?千万不要弃坑！ (再见夏天)

楼主就是碎碎念比较多......

我的楼都没人看，感觉要来你楼里聊天了 (freedom)

来来来 来了就别走！

最重要的是背后有沟，不是吗？ʕ•͡౪•ʔ (我不是猫猫)

楼主本来前边也有沟的....!

po的图去哪里了，是不是被删了 (别说话认真听)

还米有po呢。。。

图po相册里了

哈哈哈哈哈哈 大家输网址 loser.com 有惊喜！

抑郁发作 可能死几天

楼主最近很情绪化，昨天又哭了。。。。过去五年里楼主总共哭过五次，最后三次都在新年这一个月内，真tm好娘啊。所以来豆瓣更贴来了。人们喜欢找熟悉的人吐露心事，楼主觉得不然，找陌生人才对，因为吐完了就完了，陌生人当个故事听完就忘了，反而熟人，要么真的关心你，听完你吐槽徒增烦恼，要不背地里在友人圈里议论，总之不好。

楼主先不碎碎念，先来说和欧洲妹子聊骚的事，毕竟说了要更结果几次都是狼来了....

就楼主新开相册里那个。不她不是之前楼主相册里的。
这妹子全名阿森纳（对你没听错，球队同名）一般我叫她Sena，她叫我Master(什么原因稍后说...)...应该是土耳其出生，现在在荷兰阿姆斯特丹上学。楼主从来没见过真人，一直是在Fb上聊骚，怎么聊起来的说来也是奇葩。

话说楼主去年暑假party club活动十分活跃，手机里就莫名存了一堆陌生妹子的电话（要么自己要的，要么人家主动给的，貌似还有个趁我不注意偷偷存我手机里的，醉了....）然而楼主的破板砖Nokia是WP系统，里面的脸书 app有个奇葩功能，会自动根据你手机里存的手机号推荐好友给你，楼主一开始不以为然随手就点加好友，然后就加了这个sena。

但实际上楼主并没有她手机，FB推荐她好像只是因为有共同好友....
我们的共同好友是一个迷kpop的美国妹子....
所以很多主动来找楼主的不是迷kpop就是迷日漫......
然后楼主是地道的中国人好吧........
我都不知道该哭还是笑.....

然后那么一个阳光灿烂的下午，楼主还在实验室里苦等PCR，这妹子就给楼主发了第一条。

楼主懒得写了直接上记录吧...从地下网上看，拼写错误应该不少，我把名字在word统一替换了
这是头一天的
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:21pm EDT
?
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:21pm EDT
Will do~~
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:21pm EDT
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:21pm EDT
Alright~ have a good lunch
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:20pm EDT
KK, i need to go have lunch, maybe talk to you later?
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:18pm EDT
Yay xD I feel honored
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:18pm EDT
Wow, then you are now the first person I ever talked with that is from Europe.
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:15pm EDT
By blood I mean, but I was born and raised in holland
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:14pm EDT
Originally Turkey
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:14pm EDT
Yes sir ?
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:14pm EDT
So you are from Netherlands?
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:13pm EDT
Only 2 years for now.
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:13pm EDT
Oh nice! How long have you been in the US?
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:12pm EDT
China, taking college in USA
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:12pm EDT
Oh really? Where are you from?
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:11pm EDT
Not mine either, dont even worry about it...
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:09pm EDT
So if I ever say something weird or something that doesn't make much sense then remember English isn't my first language xD I taught myself everything
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:09pm EDT
I think i just invited the entire friend list.
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:08pm EDT
I wish I could have come XD I was confused why I got the invite xD I was like "wait does he even know I'm in another country"
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:08pm EDT
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:08pm EDT
Then there was no way you could attend the party. Ok, i wouldn't blame for not came.
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:07pm EDT
That's why I was confused
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:07pm EDT
I'm not even in America xD
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:07pm EDT
Wait a sec, are u in columbus?
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:06pm EDT
It's a fun theme :3
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:06pm EDT
Ahhh
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:06pm EDT
that was my moving out party though, it happened to have a theme.
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:05pm EDT
Though if I remember correctly you did invite me for a creepy event? Haunted house? Was that you?
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:05pm EDT
Well you ARE a stranger XD you're just not creepy
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:04pm EDT
obviously, i'm not!
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:03pm EDT
It's possible u.u
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:03pm EDT
.........................
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:03pm EDT
That's good, cuz that assures me that you're not some creepy stranger xD
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:02pm EDT
lol, yes we have one
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:01pm EDT
Oh well
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:01pm EDT
I thought so xD I don't know
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:01pm EDT
?
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:01pm EDT
maybe
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:01pm EDT
I believe we have 1 mutual friend?
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:00pm EDT
It's nice to meet you
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 1:00pm EDT
Oh, well thank you :)
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 1:00pm EDT
Eh. You are in system recommend friends, and I like your picture.
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 12:58pm EDT
Not that I mind :3
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 12:58pm EDT
Not much :) I was curious to why you sent me a friend request
楼主Monday, August 24, 2015 at 12:24pm EDT
Oh, Hey what's up!
SenaMonday, August 24, 2015 at 7:33am EDT
Hi!

然后第二次就奔着主题去了.,.,..........
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:38pm EDT
You work out a lot hmm :3
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:28pm EDT
Ah xD it's Dutch so I was confused xD
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:27pm EDT
Typo..
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:26pm EDT
Why the "en?'
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:25pm EDT
Oh, it's not me right now, like 2 weeks ago
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:25pm EDT
???
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:24pm EDT
En?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:24pm EDT
Mmmm thank you Master ~~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:23pm EDT
I feel like I need to return the favor.. Before I leave
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:11pm EDT
Meow ?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:11pm EDT
Yes, I will do it for you my kitten ?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:10pm EDT
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:10pm EDT
You'll stay up that late??
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:09pm EDT
After 6 hours then?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:08pm EDT
2AM
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:08pm EDT
What's yours?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:07pm EDT
7pm
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:07pm EDT
But what time is it now?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:06pm EDT
I meant my other Master but That'd be amazing of you ???
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:05pm EDT
Master has to leave at 7:30... What about I stay up late tonight so I can wake you up in the morning
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:03pm EDT
I'm chatting with my Master t
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:03pm EDT
I'm still up :3
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:03pm EDT
Ok, you should have a good sleep!
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:02pm EDT
?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:02pm EDT
Lol... I know
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:02pm EDT
One or three?^^
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:02pm EDT
And to think this is only the second time we speak~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:02pm EDT
Haven't been to Europe yet, always want to, and you just gave me one more thing to expect
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 7:01pm EDT
I hope so
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 7:00pm EDT
One day I will.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:57pm EDT
You're just gonna have to come here and prove it
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:57pm EDT
Idk I never tried more
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:57pm EDT
To be honest I'm confident giving you at least three before you milk it out?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:56pm EDT
Ahh~ ?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:56pm EDT
Oh right!
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:56pm EDT
Considering you just had 2
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:55pm EDT
You typed come there...lol
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:55pm EDT
How?? XD
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:55pm EDT
Oh.. My bad, I read it as "come three"
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:53pm EDT
Four what?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:53pm EDT
Nevermind my internet was being stupid I'm sorry!!
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:53pm EDT
I was on my way home, you remember?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:53pm EDT
Or maybe four~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:53pm EDT
Did you fall asleep on your phone? :(
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:47pm EDT
God I wish I could come there and milk it out
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:46pm EDT
Will you let me?~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:46pm EDT
You gotta milk it out form me by yourself
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:43pm EDT
You have to spoil me with special milk Silly Master
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:43pm EDT
Not just any milk ..
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:41pm EDT
Oh. Milk yeah! I almost forgot!
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:40pm EDT
And now my wish is to be an unicorn pillow
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:40pm EDT
?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:40pm EDT
You didn't even give me your milk~ ?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:39pm EDT
I'll just snuggle up to my unicorn pillow pet
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:38pm EDT
Yeah, but you can let the imagination do the trick
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:37pm EDT
You're far away stupid *pouts*
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:37pm EDT
I just get out from gym..
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:37pm EDT
Do it~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:37pm EDT
I wanna snuggle up to you and sleep now
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:36pm EDT
Don't do that I'm sleepy after Cumming twice
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:35pm EDT
Happy kitty sleepy kitty purr purr purr...
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:34pm EDT
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:32pm EDT
*giggles more* Meow~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:32pm EDT
You kidding? You'll get sick of my love for kitten
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:31pm EDT
Will handle this kitten at anytime
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:30pm EDT
It's not that hard, you just have it give me lots of love :3
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:30pm EDT
I
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:28pm EDT
Really? You think you can handle being a kitten's Master?~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:27pm EDT
Your new Master
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:27pm EDT
Then I'll defeat the old one to be the new one
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:25pm EDT
I prefer Sena :3
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:25pm EDT
I'd call you Master but I already have one ?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:25pm EDT
What about you, Asena?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:25pm EDT
Exactly the name I want to be called
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:24pm EDT
Do people call you Ziwei btw? Idk what to call you
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:24pm EDT
*giggles* you're too funny
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:23pm EDT
No hobbits can steal it from me!
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:23pm EDT
Keep it safe please
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:22pm EDT
That precious ~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:22pm EDT
Hahahah stop it ?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:22pm EDT
Remember the movie The lord of the ring?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:21pm EDT
That precious?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:21pm EDT
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:21pm EDT
Precious?~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:20pm EDT
Why would I, I'm not that generous, it's my own, my precious.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:19pm EDT
But don't spread it online ? I'd be a sad kitten
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:19pm EDT
Fine
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:19pm EDT
*giggles* you're funny
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:18pm EDT
Mmm my nipples hurt really good right now
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:18pm EDT
Bad like Michael Jackson 's song bad
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:18pm EDT
I'll pull your hair and pinch your nipple and fuk you then
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:18pm EDT
How bad do you want it?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:17pm EDT
Well I happen to have one
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:17pm EDT
What if I demand you to Fuck me from behind while pulling my hair?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:16pm EDT
Would love to see you take a selfie of yourself right now
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:16pm EDT
.... Well you demand it, I deliver it
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:15pm EDT
Mm such a flattering word~ *giggles*
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:14pm EDT
Nah, I pull it out, rob it on your belly then stab it back in again like a sword
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:11pm EDT
I'll groan right into your ear~ you meany
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:11pm EDT
But then I stop, keep tightening those threads
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:10pm EDT
Trouble typing on my phone surely.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:10pm EDT
I love it hard and fast
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:09pm EDT
Having some trouble typing over there? ??
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:09pm EDT
As you wringing, I'll sticking in deep hard and fast.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:06pm EDT
My neck is very sensitive so yes I would~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:05pm EDT
Maybe nip your neck if your like it.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:05pm EDT
Don't be too gentle now~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:04pm EDT
Mhmm
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:03pm EDT
Front. I'll gently scratch your entire back and then suddenly turn you around
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:02pm EDT
My back against the wall or my front?~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 6:02pm EDT
Aww you tease~ I love sucking cock
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:01pm EDT
I'll make you stand up against the wall
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 6:01pm EDT
Not that soon yet~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:59pm EDT
To where?~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:59pm EDT
I'll also grab you hair from the back of your neck, drag your head down
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:56pm EDT
Oh god... yes
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:56pm EDT
I'll keep pulling, and start licking around it
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:56pm EDT
What else would you do to me?~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:55pm EDT
Yeah, moan

SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:55pm EDT
I'll moan loud for you if you pull hard enough~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:55pm EDT
Mmhm
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:54pm EDT
While I breathing on your neck
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:54pm EDT
Fuck..
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:54pm EDT
Imaging me on your back pulling that thread for you
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:51pm EDT
Mm now I'd love that
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:51pm EDT
You make me want to be there helping you going further
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:50pm EDT
Even more imagination for me right now...
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:49pm EDT
??
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:49pm EDT
Not both xD that'd be difficult and well I don't have the equipment to get much further
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:49pm EDT
I'm a slow typer, also too busy with my imagination
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:48pm EDT
Each on I meant* what's English
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:48pm EDT
That's still way much better than lots of movies I saw, and they are not even the worst..?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:48pm EDT
Ahh so quiet
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:46pm EDT
Kinky enough for you??
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:46pm EDT
Well what if I told you I tied my nipples with some thread, both on one end of it, and I'm tugging at them with my teeth while I touch myself?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:46pm EDT
Well... Females....
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:45pm EDT
Ahh~ Males
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:45pm EDT
Wouldn't know until I know details ~
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:44pm EDT
You sure? ? I'm quite kinky
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:43pm EDT
course I do...?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:42pm EDT
Now *
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:42pm EDT
Oh do you know ?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:42pm EDT
I do want the details ?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:42pm EDT
Mmmhm
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:42pm EDT
Busy... On bed.. By yourself?..
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:40pm EDT
I'm a little slow too sorry, I'm laying in bed but I'm a bit busy, you don't want to know the details
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:30pm EDT
Cute
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:30pm EDT
XD
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:24pm EDT
since we saw 20 and being in 21 lol
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:24pm EDT
I remember one of my childhood wish is to live long enough to see 22nd century ???
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:21pm EDT
5 years older then
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:21pm EDT
I was brown in 1992
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:20pm EDT
Oh me too xD very childish sometimes
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:20pm EDT
Yeah right?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:20pm EDT
Too crowded ><
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:20pm EDT
Although I still find myself childish from time to time lol
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:20pm EDT
I don't like it much either
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:19pm EDT
Yeah
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:19pm EDT
Not really, I'm not a birthday celebration fan, only means you got older...... But 18th is kinda important because after that you are a legally adult
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:17pm EDT
I can xD
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:17pm EDT
That's also nice
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:17pm EDT
Also can see those cells actually glowing blue in dark?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:16pm EDT
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:16pm EDT
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:16pm EDT
Did you get to celebrate it later?
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:16pm EDT
Ohh that sucks :( I'm sorry
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:16pm EDT
I only had a small dinner with 3 close friends
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:15pm EDT
My 18th wasn't really good. I was so sick in that month that I had to left for a hospital in another city the day after my birthday.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:13pm EDT
That's okay~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:13pm EDT
Sorry for replying slowly, I was in lab trying to count some cells
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 5:12pm EDT
^^
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 5:12pm EDT
Sounds good enough!
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:29pm EDT
Probably gonna go out with some friends ^^
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:29pm EDT
I'll still be here with family xD so nothing extravagant until I go home
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:24pm EDT
Any plans yet for that? You are gonna be 18!
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:22pm EDT
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:21pm EDT
Yes it is :3
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:21pm EDT
And it's near your birthday! September 14?!
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:20pm EDT
No problem at all~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:20pm EDT
Haha, that's nice, sorry for assuming something there though.
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:19pm EDT
Yeah >< it's not that I live with my family it's just that I'm on vacation at my family's place in turkey xD summer tradition
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:17pm EDT
Hahaha..I was like“wait she still lives with her family, how old is she?! Then I checked and found out your birthday was 1997"
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:14pm EDT
Mm me neither really~ I just go with whatever plans my family makes xD
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:13pm EDT
Haven't got anything yet, what about u
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:12pm EDT
Any plans for the weekend?
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:12pm EDT
It's still 4pm here, trying to finish some homework in ahead and getting ready for the weekend
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:10pm EDT
How are you??
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:09pm EDT
It's already weekend here :3 well in an hour
SenaFriday, August 28, 2015 at 4:09pm EDT
Oh hiii~
楼主Friday, August 28, 2015 at 4:09pm EDT
Oh Yeah! Weekend is coming!

懒得读的我就简单说下，第一次聊认识以后周末我就主动找她聊
我打字可慢，我就说说抱歉不是专门不理你的
然后她就说她正忙 还是在床上.....
我就懵逼了，在床上能忙啥呢......
然后她就说她可重口........
然后我就说你勾起了我的想象力....
然后她就说你不怕被吓着么....
然后说我得知道具体是啥才行啊.....
然后...
然后她就发图了......

楼主真是羞于描述...她在自己乳头上绑了两根线....

。。。。

又聊了几句就开始露脸发，然后楼主兽性大发开始聊骚....大尺度挑逗语言，她貌似很受用.,......

然后我就成master了.....

记录是从下往上的各位..

Master 我好像猜到了点什么  ([已注销])

BDSM....

楼主有天赋 ([已注销])

啥叫有天赋啊....

打卡支持你，哈哈哈哈 (别说话认真听)

感觉这帖已经有固定粉了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 感动

我没事就来翻翻看你更新了吗，随便写什么都行，哈哈哈 (别说话认真听)

楼主其实刚从bar回来，凌晨三点现在。没啥特殊的就是和朋友在一个德式自酿酒吧喝，但是不跳舞难受

这帖子带劲 (Andy先森)

哈哈哈 带劲就是我要的效果！

接着更哈
哎 大家是希望我直接po记录还是我说一下 头晕现在

lz舞技有进步吗 ([已注销])

还真有 楼主一直再练 学校还选了课每周上的可high

那些没内容的帖子真的让人陶醉 (Andy先森)

这句是夸还是黑啊.....

话说第二次就开始聊起了骚， 然后就一发不可收拾，两个地方6hours的时差，互相熬着夜跟对面聊。照片身份越发耻度越大，楼主拍了什么样的照片你们是永远不会知道的。
一开始两人话题主要停留在，假如 我现在在你旁边 我要把你怎么怎么样
要么就是给你发张图吧，然后就发了一打....
意淫久了渐渐就没意思，两人话题就广了起来，开始讨论互相睡过的妹子和汉子，讨论屌是长的好还是粗的好（她的结论是弯的好）....然后妹子就跟我吹她如何如何精于吹箫，楼主就说还从来没有人能把楼主吹出来过，她说给她就是5分钟的事..（还吵半天）..然后讨论互相的性癖好。。。
这聊骚久了，话题迟早要转到别的上边，再说两人隔个大洋说话没顾忌，妹子就跟楼主吐露她家里的事，然后我就震惊了，这么缺爱却安全感的孩子不玩BDSM才怪..

Sena 家不是土耳其么 欧盟里最拉后腿的那个
想都不用想，是个离异家庭。她妈是个夜店狂人（别看楼主！楼主也才隔周去！她妈天天去）基本上是饭都不做，哦不对，奶都不喂就奔夜店high去了
没辙就让她爸带，结果她爸是个鬼父！
（楼主上辈子一定造了孽才沦落到这种地步）

楼主当下就蒙了，说你怎么不报警啊，怎么不需求帮助啊...
然后Sena来了句，其实是我的错！
楼主惊到已然下巴都摸不到了...
然后她这才慢慢给楼主讲故事。说是有一天她妈去夜店high带回来一小哥啪啪啪的节奏，Sena小同学无法忍受母亲凄惨而美丽的浪叫就跑去粑粑家，没想到粑粑不在家。
然后小Sena就乱翻粑粑的电脑，翻出一堆鸟照，颠覆了小Sena的三观以及心目中伟父的形象，然而这还不算晚。Sena无意中翻到一个名字以她命名的word文档，手残就点开看。。。。。
原来粑粑是个小说家，写自己如何对自己的女儿抱有幻想并与其媾和多年最终结为连理的故事。。。。
小sena已然没有三观了好么！....失魂落魄的小Sena急忙关机，义愤填膺地准备回家跟正在乱搞的麻麻告状，没想一出门小鹿就撞到了大灰狼的，偶不大灰鹿的怀里（他爹）。。。大灰鹿一看东窗事发就干脆破罐破摔......
一番激烈的肢体斗争后小鹿拖着伤痛的身心离开了温暖不在的粑粑家.....

更上一贴错别字，“寻求（需求）帮助” “这还不算晚（完）”

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楼主继续懵逼，“这他妈哪是你的错？！”你三观毁成啥德行才能把这揽到自己身上？！
然后写了大段大段的你该如何如何摆脱你的家庭，以及你父母不爱你你得爱自己之类的鸡汤文
然后Sena隔了几天才说，其实我爹没把我怎么样，一番激烈的“肢体斗争”不过是父亲想解释，小Sena不想听硬要走罢了，然后她把这事搞了她妈她全家，从此他爹没法做人，然后她也不得不跟从来不照顾她的夜店母住。
我心话你丫原来在误导我，你是不是也误导全家你爹把你XX了呀。
自那以后表面上虽然不说什么，但我已经不太相信任何sena给我讲的故事了。但还是安慰说不是你的错，你爸究竟还是有幻想的.....
然而跟我说了实情后，sena好像对我不知是更信任了还是如何，居然让我做她的专属master（看了之前楼主po的记录的你会发现她已经有一个Master了，另一个是个中年美国汉子，楼主还真的应了当初自己说的打败旧的master成为新的master了....）

必须是夸啊 (Andy先森)

没内容是怎么陶醉的....

春节快乐，虽然你不在祖国 (别说话认真听)

谢呢，但是楼主本命大圣啊

所以说 父母三观对 孩子才会心理健康啊！ (我不是猫猫)

感谢父母...我才能成为一个至少三观还算正的青年

会更的~
楼主年三十一个人在家打了一晚上电脑，妈视频都不敢接，初一赶了一凌晨作业，白天做了4hours实验，晚上和Dave两个单身狗去吃了村里的一家火锅店，硕大一家店只有我俩。（话说一边中文点菜，一遍还得跟室友聊真是别扭，很快就分不清该跟谁说哪门话了）
....
告你留学还朋友圈奇葩的下场就是这样。

不更了么 (Hebaragi404)

会更的

老外对火锅啥概念？ (我不是猫猫)

绝大多数没吃过，报怀疑态度也不屑于吃。但凡吃过的，赞不绝口，成天问你什么时候再去。我们吃的川辣锅底，舍友连辣椒生姜都吃，我要是不说他还要喝汤呢

说到吃楼主又来劲了哈哈哈哈哈哈
。。。。
话说出国之前只会煎鸡蛋和煮面，因为爹厨艺好得很所以从小学到高中从来都是放了学惦记着家里的饭，临走前，我说叫我几招呗，爹说：一遍呆着去，男人学什么做饭，找个会做的女友............(世上最强嘲讽，一句话嘲讽了我没女朋友，我妈不爱做饭，以及自嘲为一个学了做饭的男人....)
我家的厕所读物是Ipad斗地主，在ipad之前被淘汰的是一本菜谱，幼年时随时见我爸研读，我偶尔也偶尔看看。此书极好，讲的是菜理而不是菜谱，楼主收益颇深(其实光顾着看成品菜插图了 哦呵呵呵呵呵)
话说出了国到现在，楼主自创的菜谱已经不胜枚举了（黑料居多），没办法，国人在吃上面自带天赋。刚去住宿舍那会儿就跟Dave一起住，一开始也是对我的厨艺很是怀疑，请他吃都不肯。爱吃不吃。楼主嘴馋又懒得出门，成天瞎折腾，鼓捣半天吃不下倒掉也不是没有过的事。到如今，楼主已然征服了室友的胃....都是楼主一开始做饭，他就下楼了，问你做什么呢？实际意思是：谁管你做什么呢快点问我想不想尝尝.... 然后楼主就配合问，“来点？”然后欣然同意拿碗举筷等饭......
楼主另一个舍友Kyle也经常做饭，但是楼主做饭了吃，Kyle做饭是为了装逼的。也就凑乎能吃的水平居然买了一套双立人，楼主又一次用完忘了洗被嚷了好几天.,......话说那刀就是好，已经浸满了楼主的血。
楼主最爱做的就是炒饭，简单，快，百搭。最不靠谱的一次是楼主冰箱里没蔬菜，但是鸡蛋米生炒总觉得不够，就加了一堆腌菜...Pickle应该算腌黄瓜？
上周末楼主星期天晚上做了一堆烤牛肉和猪排（20lb大概？）和千层面，塞了整整一冰箱打算慢慢吃以后省的饿了还得做半天。结果楼主没怎么吃，Dave没事就切一点，没事就切一点，你妈你当他是零食牛肉干啊。但无奈楼主说过你想吃就吃点，不好改口，只能抢着吃，4天就吃完了，真是猪爆了....
昨天初一吧，舍友知道是新年，就问要不要去那家一直说要去吃却从来没成的火锅店（话说出国三个年夜跟Dave过了两个...）。交了半天没人来，就俩人去了.....
为什么没人来？老外朋友怀疑不好吃，楼主的中国朋友不喜欢和老外混（即便爱混的也各有自己的圈子。楼主在学校已经没什么常联系的中国朋友了，想来挺悲哀）俩人吃的跟搞基是的，楼主也很无奈总比一个人强。

楼主和过年相关的经历中最悲哀的一次是第一年初一夜里打工到10点，期间去一栋宿舍楼的洗衣间拿换洗的毛巾，碰到一大票中国孩子在公共厨房做饭吃饭，好生热闹。那天楼主本来想叫人来吃饭的（以为前一天和舍友包了一堆畸形有妈生没妈要的饺子..）都嫌晚不愿来，楼主也不想打完工一个人回寝室面壁抹泪，就厚着脸皮跟他们说，我给你们做个菜和你们一起吃成不（葱爆羊肉，火不好，没爆成反而做老了）然后就和一堆陌生人吃了3个点的饭，有说有笑不尴尬，吃完拜拜不相见。（你们说楼主是不是心里很扭曲很强大 哦呵呵呵）

mark (七七)

lol~

mark (七七)

教练，我要学摄影

楼主再广告一个东西啊。如果大家在哔哩哔哩搜楼主同名的话有惊喜，但是瞎了眼不负责啊。