What are some mind blowing life hacks?
1. Choose what you will read/watch before opening an app.
2. Instead of asking "What's your favorite tv show?" try "What's a show you're into recently?"
3. She ay everything you need to say in the first message. Don’t just say “hi” or “are you busy”.
4 Avoid coffee in the afternoon.
5. Save a contact in your phone as 'Fuck Fucker Fucking Fucked' and then your phone won't autocorrect them.
6. If any part of the air around you has a color of any kind, move as far away from it as possible.
7. Even if you are happily employed, spend 30-45 minutes job searching a few times per year.
8. Do not order salads when traveling, especially internationally.
9. If a membership requires you to cancel in person, just tell them you moved.