他给我看他妈妈给他发的短信，很多都是照片，是他一岁大的小侄女，他一边翻一边用很夸张的语气解说：oh look, there's she eating! There's she barely walking! There's she sleeping! There's a bow on her hair！God I get it mom！！She is a baby！！She does shit！！！！
然后他跟我吐苦水，说他妈妈给他发我爱你，如果他在忙没有回复的话，他妈妈就会一直一直发，直到他回复，God love you too mom！！
我说I am putting all your shit up on the internet！！！
他说，And？
我笑了，Many people are looking forward for us fucking again
他瞪大了眼睛怒吼，You wrote that on the internet?!!!!!! You bitch!!!!!
我息事宁人地说，Hey relax, all I said was that I liked what I saw, and you are really good at what you do down there
他梗着脖子反应了半天，终于明白我在夸他，顿时就高兴了，And they want us to fuck again? Why? I bet you said tons of nice things about me
撸主脸皱成一团！！！！Fuck no!!!! I was being honest alright? I don't know what they are thinking, they think you are cute！！！People have funny taste these days！！！
他无语，details of us having sex！！！I know you girls talk about EVERYTHING！！！I mean there's one time I accidentally heard two girls talking about their boyfriends, I was like, OH GOD!! SHUT YOUR MOUTHES LADIES！！！They talked about some shit that I don't even care about! Like EVERYTHING!! When I said everything, I meant EVERYTHING！！！Like size, color, length, and SHAPE?! I mean, what the fuck！！！！
他一脸非常鸡冻的样子，这孩子肯定有心理阴影了啊我擦！！！！！
我反驳！！！What the fuck are you talking about！！！When guys talk about sex, they talk dirty alright?!! At least when girls talk about it, we respect our partners and don't talk down to them！！Well even if we do, they've must been horrible in bed！！！But you guys！！！I feel like when you talk about this shit, you don't even respect girls！！！
他说！！！！No you got it all wrong！！！If we knew one of us got lucky last night, we wouldn't bring it up unless that dude talks about it first, and all we ask is 【Does she have nice tits?】【Yeah】【Does she have nice ass?】【Yeah】【Does she ride dicks?】【Yeah】【Awesome!】And that's it！！！We don't spend hours getting into dumbass details that no one cares about！！！And we don't talk about our girlfriends！！！
我说！！！！那ONS呢！！！！乃们男生不经常那这种事炫耀么！！！！
他说！！！Yeah, we do, but only those three questions！！！And nice girls don't get to be talked like that！！！And if she is whore? She wouldn't give a fuck
然后撸主又说！！！！！And what the fuck happened to your whole 【it's just one time thing and it's not happening again】crap？
他一脸受了冒犯的样子！！！！说！！！！Hey it's not what I want alright? I just don't want any crazy shit happen to you！！！！You should be thankful that I care about your well being！！！
他非常为难地说！！！Nononono it's just favor that I am willing to offer myself to keep you away from crazy people！！！！
撸主也是摇摇头非常为难地说，Sorry dude, I don't enjoy screwing someone if he is not volunteered, I'd like to make sure that we both are having a good time instead of doing it for the favor's sake and can't wait to get it over with.