爸爸在女儿婚礼上对女婿说的幽默有爱的一段话。

Philip, I want to tell you a story.
And like all good stories, it starts like this.
Once upon a time, there was a father and in case you can't figure that out, that's me.
This father had a wonderful little boy.
He was very happy.
Then one day, he found out that his wife was going to have another baby.
So I prayed: "Lord, if it's your will, please make her a little girl".
And he did.
I was the first person to hold her in my arms.
I looked at her and said " Lord, make her like her mother".
And he did.
She was loving and giving, and so good and so kind.
But then I realized I was getting left out.
So I said , "Lord make her like me".
And he did.
She could drive a truck and a tractor.
She could load hay and chew tobacco.
Do you realize what you are getting?
But at the same time, She was opinionated, emotional and determined.
So I said, "Lord, that's enough of that! Make her like YOU!"
And he did.
He gave her the desire to serve people.
She love people.
She gave her life to being a nurse.
She's brought people back from the dead.
And she hold the hand of people who have breathed their last breath.
He gave her a heart for missions and she's trekked all over the world.
Pushed canoes up swollen rivers.
Laid on the floor as bullets whizzed outside.
So she could tell people about Jesus.
But still something was missing.
So I said to Lord, "Make her happy"
And she met you.
You see that look on her face?
I never saw that until she met you.
And I'm thankful for that.
Today I'm giving you the best thing I have to give.
And I just want you to know before I do that...
How hard me and God has worked to get her ready.
So Philip, as I give her to you.
I don't think you'll mind if I give you one more word of advice.
Me and God have worked hard.
Don't screw it.


chew  [tʃuː] 咀嚼
crew [kruː] 工作人员
screw英 [skruː] 美 [skruː]
n.螺丝钉;螺丝;(对螺丝的)旋拧;性交;性交对象;螺旋桨;监狱看守
v.用螺丝固定(或拧牢);旋紧;拧紧;拧上去;把（纸等）揉成一团;诈骗（钱财等）;（和某人）性交

As nouns the difference between hike and trek is that hike is a long walk while trek is a slow or difficult journey.
As verbs the difference between hike and trek is that hike is to take a long walk for pleasure or exercise while trek is to make a slow or arduous journey.